Frank Touby

Frank Touby’s editorials, columns, articles, short stories

Frank Touby: It’s deadly when governments work for corporations

By Frank Touby – The multifaceted errors of amalgamation and the team that brought Toronto to this sad state of dysfunction are becoming more apparent as time goes on. Big is not best unless you’re also a big warlord like ...

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Shopsy’s restos had no Listeria-tainted meats

Tainted meats weren’t produced by Shopsy’s or sold in its restaurants By Frank Touby – No listeriosis-contaminated meats are or have been served at Shopsy’s Restaurants, says owner Gavin Quinn. “We share a brand with Maple Leaf Meats,” Quinn says, ...

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Recollections of the birth of The Bulletin

By Frank Touby – Paulette and I had just been married at St. Michael’s Cathedral after 19 years of “dating” from the same bedroom. My last “solid” job, as a senior editor at Financial Post, was several years behind me—a ...

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Miller applauds selling us out to corporate interests

By Frank Touby – For a band of so-called socialists, David Miller and his council followers are looking an awful lot like neocons. They’re falling in bed with big business at every turn. Take a gander at this monstrous scheme ...

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Is the axe falling on Lisa Raitt?

Will she be canned from Pork Authority or tapped as a Tory MP candidate? By Frank Touby – Is the Toronto Port Authority’s top gun, Lisa Raitt, about to be canned by her reportedly split board? Or is she about ...

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And now, floating atop Ottawa’s gutter…

By Frank Touby – It’s axiomatic that silt floats to the top of the gutter. It’s lighter than water, mainly constituted just of air; the remainder of its composition is somewhat unknown, though its primary constituent is crap. Silt is ...

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And you thought blue bins were imbecilic

“You can get so much information you can’t tell anything” By Frank Touby – The city’s new lobbyist registry got me wondering how they did things in my friend Slovo’s former part of the world. As usual, I got to ...

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Corktowners ‘bitching’ about lack of dog park

Orphan’s Park between Adelaide & Richmond, east of Power likely new off-leash spot, says councilor’s office By Frank Touby – Corktowners have been having a bitch of a time getting an off-leash park for their dogs. And they’re accusing city ...

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Lease of the year? For taking advantage of us?

By Frank Touby – The much-criticized Corus building taking a primo lakeshore spot at the foot of Jarvis Street is a finalist in the claimed “prestigious” Office Lease of the Year “REX” award from the National Association of Office and ...

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Idiots! Idiots! Idiots!

Yes, we’re talking Toronto city council By Frank Touby – These dysfunctional bozos now want to waste scarce transit funds to decorate subway stations. Their monumental stupidity in pushing for outrageously pricey and inefficient streetcars—a boon only to the concrete ...

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