Author Archives: Bulletin Editor

The APEC circus: Unfree trade and growing insecurity

Binoy Kampmark — The Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation gathering in Beijing has been another excuse to go through the motions of old problems and old requests.  Rivalries are being scratched and aggravated.  The speech writers have been busy attempting to give ...

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Toronto elites: Libertine dad taught sons to masturbate

Paulette Touby — For those of you who feel your mother somehow got you into this mess The Mousehouse Years might resonate. Velvet Haney did not speak at her mother’s funeral. This book is Velvet’s eulogy, she says. Except there ...

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Many Tank thanks to you all for asking about me

 Tank Touby — I wish to thank everyone who was worried about me and who called both Toronto Animal Services and my new home. I was lonely and confused at first but I am okay now. I miss Danny and probably ...

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British humour wins out in fart-filled Toronto novel for kids

Frank Touby — This detective tale by a Queens Quay resident features a 10-year-old “Sherlock,” aptly named Shamrock Holmes, who, along with his stodgily snoopy British bulldog Farticus, sets out to solve crime in Toronto’s Downtown. The author of this ...

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Renowned musicians to play in Metropolitan United Church

Patricia Wright — On November 29, 2014, Music at Metropolitan will begin its winter concert series with ‘An Evening of Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Canteloube and Others’. This Saturday evening performance will be held in the historic Metropolitan United Church in downtown ...

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Student homes plans questioned

Dennis Hanagan – Toronto’s Design Review Panel has praise and misgivings about Ryerson University’s plan to build an academic and student residence tower on Church Street north of Dundas. University representatives met the panel Nov. 13 to get feedback on ...

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Fake auto insurance card lands Toronto senior in court

Ron Fanfair — A driver found operating a motor vehicle with a fake insurance card during a routine police stop led investigators to an elderly suspect who was selling the fraudulent liability cards, also known as pink slips, to victims. ...

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I’m being stalked by an adoring big beautiful black S.O.B.

Frank Touby — Hello again, Tank fans. The thing about retrievers is that they are needy. Fixated. Neurotic could be the word if you’re lacking in charitable thoughts because one of that variable breed is utterly focused on you. That ...

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Beware the reign of oligarchs over our Downtown

Frank Touby – It was like a nut fell off a tree and landed on my soft spot. Or an airliner high above inadvertently emptied one of its on-board potties and a bit of the frozen crap whacked me on the ...

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Blocking his aggressiveness can pull you off your feet

Frank Touby — The Scotiabank Toronto Waterfront Marathon Oct. 19 was a spectacular event with weather perfectly suited for marathoners: cool to the point of chilly. Just the thing for someone running 21 miles, even in the sparse tank tops ...

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