This month’s horoscope: Life sucks for Capricorn

The latest local horoscope from The Bulletin’s astrological authority, Claude Ptolemy.

Capricorn (The Goat)
Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

Get ready to pack. You’ll win big this week. Maybe something like the 649. But you’ll lose it all in February (condo flipping?) and probably go to jail. That, with the news your maintenance fee is going up if you live south of Bloor St., will make this a year to remember. Face it, life sucks.